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May 23 2018

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lolnoodle:

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beatcopjake:

bi-99

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

How the rest of the Fellowship sees Gandalf: unknowably ancient & powerful wizard, highly intimidating, must be treated with respect, when he shows up in your kingdom you know shit’s about to go down

How the hobbits see Gandalf: fun uncle grandpa

#IT’S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #THOUGH HONESTLY THEY PROBABLY SEE GANDALF MORE AS ‘FUN UNCLE GRANDPA WHO’S ALSO A WEED DEALER AND DOES A SIDE LINE OF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS’

that’s the fun part, the whole point of a fun uncle is they are wildly irresponsible

hobbit kids LOVE when Gandalf shows up bcos they know that if they stick to him sooner or later they’ll hear something they shouldn’t or get to do something they shouldn’t or both

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hunkish:

so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. we’ve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies or something anyway anyway we have 3 of them. a pig, a cow, and an owl. now i was left alone one day. mum and dad at work, my brother at school and my sister at her boyfriends house. so i had a thought. what if i recorded myself screaming? so i did. in all 3 of them. all 3 different screams too. one was an excited shriek, one was a terrified scream, and one was a long shout. these cookie jars recorded up to 15 seconds, so i took FULL ADVANTAGE of that. now…here’s the thing…i did that almost 3 years ago. and these cookie jars have been sitting on top of the cupboard collecting dust.

until today.

mum’s painting the kitchen, so she had to take everything off the top of the cupboard. and uh…you know how battery powered things…start dying? they……slowly run out of juice? she asked me to check inside one of the jars. the pig, to be exact. and…the pig was the terrified scream. i unsuspectingly opened the jar and as the lid came off the jar, i remembered what i did. but i didn’t remember in time, because in that next second, a fucking demon cry sounded from this Almost Dead Battery Powered Pig Cookie Jar. it was a sound i never want to hear again. everyone ran into the kitchen to see what that god awful sound was and i just stood there, holding this satanic wailing pig. i shut my eyes, and waited the full 15 seconds, until it was silent, before turning to my mum and handed her the pig, and then leaving the kitchen.

i’ll admit i’ve done some dumb things in my life, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the sound i heard today.

No, YOU’RE crying

geekandmisandry:

benkidu:

vaspider:

marionravenwoodisstillhere:

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

Oh my.

Onions…these damn onions

ashton-irwin-belongs-to-me:

themindprobe:

krisadilli:

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

I am both of these people

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visualstylearchive:

LIKE, FOllOW, and COMMENT If you love art!


Submit your own art for a chance to be featured!

May 22 2018

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nakias:

Wakanda is strong enough to help others and protect ourselves at the same time.

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unlimitedtrashworks:

latining:

papi-chulo-bucky:

faedreamer:

plotqueen:

the-owl-faced-girl:

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

This makes me so happy :’)

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

FACT CHECK: Are People Adopting Pit Bull Terriers for the Sole Purpose of Euthanizing Them?

kendrawriter:

pokeywhippets:

responsiblepitbulladvocates:

FACT CHECK: Are People Adopting Pit Bull Terriers for the Sole Purpose of Euthanizing Them?

The #PitbullDropOff hashtag and related claims of mass dog killing stem from a sophomoric troll attempt with origins in 4chan.

CLAIM: People are adopting pit bulls with the express goal of euthanizing them, and then bragging about it on the Internet with the hashtag #PitbullDropOff.

RATING:

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ORIGIN: In mid-May 2018, the hashtag #PitbullDropOff began to gain traction on social media. A typical post involves a picture of cute pit bull terrier-type puppies, and a message that the person who took the picture adopted them for the express purpose of euthanizing them to get them off the streets. This post from “muffs-o-matic” is representative of most:

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These posts are fabricated; they are part of a juvenile attempt to provoke anger and outrage on the internet, and are specifically directed at “naive pitmommies and various other low IQ individuals.” They have their origins not in reality, but in the callow minds of the festering racist, misogynistic, and nihilistic world that is 4chan — an anonymous message board that unites trolls, “incels,” and neo-Nazis together in their shared contempt for human decency.

A 13 May 2018 anonymous post found in that website’s most infamous board (/pol/) presents an update on their campaign, and also how you — assuming, of course, that you are a troll — can get involved in the game:

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Indeed, as many have pointed out on Reddit, most of the photos shared on Twitter and Facebook with the #PitBullDropOff hashtag include images that can easily be found on reverse image search as having nothing to do with #PitbullDropOff, and which predate the hashtag by years. The image that appears in the post by “muffs-o-matic,” for example, can be found in a February 2017 list of cute puppies on The Chive.

This tweet, from a burner account clearly created solely for the #PitbullDropOff troll, contains a picture of a sad dog that is at least as old as December 2011:

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Outside the smug satisfaction of feeling smarter than the people they have trolled, the underlying motivations for the hashtag fall clearly into the political ideology of the /pol/ message board, which has coagulated over time into a simple philosophy: Women, liberals, and minorities are destroying America. Here’s a sampling of some of the comments in the thread:

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The anonymous trolls also suggest that pit bull-type dogs are almost always owned by ethnic minorities, and are thus aggressive and unfriendly — a racial stereotype that has long motivated anti-pit bull movements:

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While we cannot speak to the broader claim that some terrible human beings have adopted dogs for the purpose of putting them down, we can say with confidence that the current viral #PitbullDropOff trend on social media is a hoax orchestrated by anonymous hoaxsters using unrelated photographs, fake context, and a characteristic reliance on racism and misogyny. Don’t feed the trolls.

[ Source: snopes.com ]

I am trying to get this information spread around Tumblr because so many people are still losing their shit over all this. Please help by reblogging.

Yeah I saw those pitbull posts and refused to reblog them. Glad I didn’t. The internet is the fuckin wild wild west

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somanyofthekids:

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

reyreyalltheway:

hellblazerdean:

Terry Crews just posted his Gal Gadot fan art and I don’t know what to do with this unbelievably awesome man.

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YO LISTEN UP.

This is the kind of shit we need; grown-ass celebrity men who are out there making fanart and showing vulnerability and putting themselves out there and destroying toxic masculinity and replacing it with emotionally intelligent, self-aware, secure masculinity.

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profeminist:

vampiricjoker:

afatblackfairy:

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Anyone know where this is from? Its perfect.

You can watch the video here

supportpansexuality:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool

negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest

ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend

russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american

ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand

domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye

ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye

vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity

ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian

blind al (comics): white

ryan reynolds: black

deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian

ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!

❤💛💙 Deadpool 💙💛❤

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geekandmisandry:

tiltilla:

adamtots:

tppro15:

b0hannon:

tppro15:

huntrad:

la-volpe-bianca:

irish-sand-pirate:

roninart-tactical:

broblab:

adamtots:

Bang!

I didn’t know beretta made a .357 sig that shit the entire cartridge.

Crap like this cracks me up, I especially love it when they do it in an anti-2nd Amendment ad proving they have no idea what they are talking about.

☝️dumbasses lol

60% more bullet per bullet

these people have no life

@huntrad I couldn’t agree more. Can you imagine being so stupid as to show a gun shooting a whole bullet. Sort of like calling Trump a nazi when everyone knows that modern day Democrats are an almost exact imitation of Hitler’s policy pushers.

1.) i think @huntrad was referring to the people freaking out over the artist drawing an entire bullet

2.) that’s wrong

3.) it’s a fucking comic made by some tumblr artist, who drew the entire bullet so he could fit the writing on them

4.) you’re dumb

@b0hannon 1.) Dont care if that was his point. I made my point as to the ignorance of “artist” and the liberal thots 2.) You are correct. The whole ideology is wrong. How can democrats justify their support of Hitler’s policies? 3.) The artist could have drawn the projectile larger rather than ignorantly using the whole bullet. 4.) I’d agree. You’re dumb.

This website was a mistake.

This isn’t even an anti-gun post. WTF?

Like, I could go on and on about how anti-gun art shouldn’t have to be factually accurate in order to be taken seriously because the point isn’t whether a handgun can fire a fully intact rifle round, but rather how deadly bullets are in general. Still can’t outrun a regular bullet, so changing that element changes nothing about the message…

But this entire comic wasn’t even referencing the second amendment. It’s a Matrix parody, for god’s sake. If it bothers you THAT MUCH, just assume it’s a glitch in the Matrix. This PARTICULAR IP has a reasonable escape for any logical failing.

This post was about not taking care of yourself and making a joke of it…what the hell happened here?

Cause of polycystic ovary syndrome discovered at last

sauvamente:

sundaycrossing:

mindblowingscience:

The most common cause of female infertility – polycystic ovary syndrome – may be caused by a hormonal imbalance before birth. The finding has led to a cure in mice, and a drug trial is set to begin in women later this year.

Polycystic ovary syndrome affects up to one in five women worldwide, three-quarters of whom struggle to fall pregnant. The condition is typically characterised by high levels of testosterone, ovarian cysts, irregular menstrual cycles, and problems regulating sugar, but the causes have long been a mystery. “It’s by far the most common hormonal condition affecting women of reproductive age but it hasn’t received a lot of attention,” says Robert Norman at the University of Adelaide in Australia.

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Y'ALL THIS IS HUGE

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